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Chords:
chorus – E B
verse 1 – F# G#min E B
verse 2 – B5 E5
Lyrics:
Don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November
I am here! I am not going away!
Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away, too
You know, what the hell–do what you have to do
But don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November
Don’t leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiind
Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey!
As much as I love you, I am not going away
I violated the rules and I’m apologizing
For God’s sake, I’m 80 years old
And all I’m saying is heck,
Have the ethics committee expedite this–
This is an emergency
Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey!
As much as I love you, I am not going away
He’s still a contender
He will not surrender
Don’t you leave him
Swinging in the wind until November
Don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November
Don’t leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiiiind
Do what you have to do
But don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November
Don’t leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiind
There’s a lot of pain and anguish from people worried about this Islamic Center
What about these strip joints? strip joints? strip joints?
Are these people who are holier than thou condemning the strip joints nearby?
Let’s take a closer look at the strippers to see if they got somethin to hiiiiiiiide!
Painting Islam with a broad brush makes our problems worse, worse, worse
Makes them wooooooorse!
And I don’t like it, nobody should like it, like it
Painting strip joints with a broad brush makes our problems worse (worse), worse (worse), worse (much worse!)
It was done to the Jews before–that’s why we have perpetual war
Blood and gore!
Perpetual war
Forevermore!
Perpetual war
Persecutin Islamic strippers
I don’t like it
Puttin a ban on Halal liquor
nobody should like it
Burnin Qur’ans to get people pissed
I don’t like it
Puttin Tinky Winkie on the no-fly list
I don’t like it, nobody should like it
Republicans drove our economy into a ditch
We got in there and we pushed and we shoved
And these guys were standin sippin on a slurpee
And they got the nerve to ask for the keys back
I don’t wanna give em the keys back
They don’t know how to dri–don’t know how to drive
When you wanna go forward in your car, what do you do?
You put it in D, they’re gonna pop it in reverse
I don’t wanna give em the keys back
They don’t know how to dri–don’t know how to drive
Our metaphorical car got no brakes and no gearshift
We’ll go metaphorically far while we’re standin in the ditch, bitch!
New funny rap video from Bounty Paper Towel Gang featuring Rev Run from Run DMC & mimes. Watch them keep it clean with the white glove test. http://www.bountytowels.com
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in my sixth take on Dust Films’ “literal video” concept! Lyrics: David A. Scott / Singing: PersephoneMaewyn (Felisha Noble) & David A. Scott, 5/25/09
1,009,331 VIEWS IN 10 DAYS!
2,001,171 IN 3 WEEKS!
3 MILLION IN 2 MONTHS!
4 MILLION IN 4 MONTHS!
5 MILLION IN 6 MONTHS!
6 MILLION IN 8 MONTHS!
THANK YOU!!!!!
Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament)
Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget)
Jim Nantz (on March Madness)
Joe Biden (on the economic situation)
Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win)
Lyrics:
MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And…go!
NG: Uh, I just think that it’s very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy
And it can get you in enormous trouble
MG: What’s wrong with fantasy?
I like fantasy and I live in the sea
RG: We must rebalance this department’s programs
In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities
SG: Yeah, forget about the jets;
Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet
JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night
Another convincing Carolina victory
SG: Ooh, that’s cool, but it ain’t time to pop the hennessy
JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game
Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it?
MG: Three words: Vi ag ra.
JB: There will continue to be job losses
The remainder of this year
The question is will they continually go down
Before they begin to rebound
Before they begin to rebound
Will they go do-do-do-down
Before they begin to rebound
And now it’s my pleasure to present the 2009
National Championship Trophy
To Coach Roy williams and the North Carolina Tar Heels
You can just tell the unity you had
It’s something very special
And we saw it on the floor tonight
SG: Oh yeah—
Michigan thought we was playing some football
Lions’ stadium; they played like the Lions
Throwin interceptions in the first down
Watchin us dunk on their ass
Goin home cryin
Congratulations Wayne
I know you’re emotional
Talk about what this feels like
WE: Feels great. You know,
You never know what this feeling feels like
Until you experience it.
It’s something that you really can’t explain
SG: Yeah, believe in your dreams
MG: Yeah, you know you can never explain the unexplainable
The hallowed inner sanctum of U.S. Government rocks hard with the aid of representatives from the state of =w=.
New funny rap video from Bounty Paper Towel Gang featuring Rev Run from Run DMC & mimes. Watch them keep it clean with the white glove test. http://www.bountytowels.com
i gathered a lot of 
2010 Webby Award Honoree!!!
Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include
Some really funny & halerious signs and road signs… Thats all lol
